第两百三十一章
作者:会飞的猪 更新:2021-11-24 01:33
第两百三十一章
尼克来到了计算机房,清晨的气候让人很是舒服,只是走廓外面的一些果皮纸屑让人心里有些犯塞。
来到机房,自然是要遇到这里机房的常客佛凡尼老师。这个佛凡尼老师果然是地面果皮的来源,正在‘门’口吃着桔子,并到处‘乱’丢皮。
“垃圾桶就在那边,你就不能走两步?”尼克刚从办公室来,被黛西娅老师塞的气还没处消。
“想吃的话你就大声说出来,我还有两个!”佛凡尼老师大大咧咧地道。
“我才不吃,看着这青‘色’的皮,我的牙都酸掉了!”
“葡萄心理,话说你今天有没见到黛西娅老师?”
“我就知道你一张嘴,就离不了黛西娅老师,我劝你别指望了,她不是个好婆娘!”
“喂喂,你别‘乱’说黛西娅老师,我可跟你急,我跟你讲!”差点没‘激’得佛凡尼老师要跳起来。
“我又不是她,别问我,自己找去!”
尼克气乎乎地进了机房,不理会他。
机房之中,尼克的学生们早已经等候着他们的老师来上课。上了这么久的课,尼克当初第一次上讲台的紧张感早已‘荡’然无存。现在由尼克教导的班级,计算机课程的成绩就像坐了火箭一样飞速上升。
经常在校成绩榜上的图表上,尼克所教的班级,计算机的成绩都要高出一个头。
自由活动时间,尼克的几个学生,博文特还有皮特等个围到了尼克旁边,和往常一样,和问东问西。就像老朋友一样,没有隔阂。
“尼克老师,最近可好?”
“好个屁,一大早就被人气死了!”尼克一想到早上还是没消气。
“怎么了,谁这么大能耐,可以气死尼克老师,我们不是要去拜访一下,学上几招!”皮特打打哈哈道。
“我问你们啊,如果有一个男人,一直暗恋一个有男朋友的‘女’人,终于有一天,他发现,这个‘女’人真正要失去的时候,那个男人很绝望,这该怎么办?”
“哇,尼克老师,你还真有够烂情的!”这几个学生惊叹道。
“不是我好不好,你们老师纯洁得有够彻底,早不折腾年轻人这些爱来爱去的事了!”
“看尼克老师你这憨样,也知道你整不了这种高难度的复杂情事,你最多不过会上错‘床’而已!”
“别,别扯来扯去的,给我说!”尼克慌张着。
皮特道:“像你这么说来,那个‘女’的,一有点喜欢那个暗恋她的男人,而对她的男朋友,也只出于某种压力而在一起,而那男人可能出于自卑心理,一直在远观而望之!”
“我拷,这你都猜得到,你上辈子是情圣投胎怎么的?”尼克惊道。
“这不容易猜嘛,你想拉,如果那个‘女’的不喜欢他,就不会给他亲近的机会,那么,这个男人也不会绝望,如果那‘女’的不是出于某些压力和她男朋友在一起,也不会对别的男人产生某些感觉,但同时,那‘女’的又是很喜欢现在的男朋友,她男朋友应该也是人很不错!”皮特头头是道的准确分析道。
“非常准确!”尼克十分佩服,然后追问道:“那么,你觉得他该怎么办?”
“以我看来,从现实的角度上分析,此‘女’和男朋友结婚也不是什么坏事,这世上太多爱来爱去的无聊事拉,真正生活安逸才是实在事!”皮特像个专家样‘摸’‘摸’下巴道。
“听起来似乎有点道理!”
“话又说回来,反之,那个男的要想得到爱情,就需要冲破千难万险,过关斩将,才能得到他的爱情!”
“那不是要帮他一把!”
“如果不是你的救命恩人,我看还是算了,这事艰难万阻啊!”
“随手帮一下,力所能为勒呗!”
“啧啧,是我就不会帮乔杰斯老师去整这麻烦事!”
“我拷,原来你们知道是谁!”
“当然知道,我们眼睛又没瞎,难道这一点都看不出来!”
“原来连你们这些小‘毛’头,都一眼看穿了,啧啧!”
尼克盘算着怎么帮乔杰斯老师向凯斯特琳老师坦白自己的内心,他自己屁股没擦干净,倒是管起别人的闲事来了
虽然IT界的震动巨大,却丝毫影响不了一代巨人的昏睡。这日中午的尼克正横七竖八的恋在‘床’上鼾声大作。
不知道什么时候,佛凡尼老师的身影已经出现在尼克的房‘门’外。左右看了一下,他从口袋里‘摸’出一张信用卡,然后对着‘门’缝里‘插’了进去,上上下下地划了划,惊奇的发现‘门’锁已经被尼克塞的小纸片卡得死死的,用这种方法终于开不了了。佛凡尼老师开始另寻图径,谁叫他从来都是有备而来。他又从口袋里‘摸’出一根胶绳和镜子,然后从旁边搬来一些垫脚的东西,从‘门’上面的气窗将打了结的胶绳放下去,看着镜子里反‘射’的图象,用胶绳套住转把,然后扯动了一下,‘门’应声而开。
将作案工具收进口袋之后,佛凡尼大大咧咧的进到尼克的屋子,发现尼克还睡在‘床’上像头死猪样,可能把他卖到南洋,都还赶不上他醒过来的时候。
佛凡尼老师四下望了望,眼见尼克的电脑还开着,便一屁股坐在电脑前。本打算玩些小游戏,却发现的电脑上还有个未关掉的窗口,这是个黑‘色’的聊天室口,艺术效果做得还行,上面的人正聊得欢。
佛凡尼老师哈哈手,然后在键盘上敲打入文字,并且嘴上还叨念着打出来的话:“你,们,还,好,吗?”
而在上面闲晃的大卫暴风等人,以为是尼克上线,也就凑了过来,在电脑屏幕上,显示着这样的聊天记录。
FD:你们还好吗?
暴风:噫?老大,您不是去睡觉了吗?
大卫:是啊,刚才还在喊着要睡大头觉的。
FD:嗯,这个,睡不着,又爬起来了,你们都在干什么呀?
暴风:干什么?不是给您做苦力么,您那里找这么好剥削还无怨无恨的劳工。
大卫:暴风你要虚伪得更亦‘裸’没,你觉得老大会吃你这一套吗?老大是吧!
FD:是,是的吧!
暴风:噫?老大,你怎么很奇怪的样子,难道发烧了?
布吉尔:还是**割长了……
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尼克来到了计算机房,清晨的气候让人很是舒服,只是走廓外面的一些果皮纸屑让人心里有些犯塞。
来到机房,自然是要遇到这里机房的常客佛凡尼老师。这个佛凡尼老师果然是地面果皮的来源,正在‘门’口吃着桔子,并到处‘乱’丢皮。
“垃圾桶就在那边,你就不能走两步?”尼克刚从办公室来,被黛西娅老师塞的气还没处消。
“想吃的话你就大声说出来,我还有两个!”佛凡尼老师大大咧咧地道。
“我才不吃,看着这青‘色’的皮,我的牙都酸掉了!”
“葡萄心理,话说你今天有没见到黛西娅老师?”
“我就知道你一张嘴,就离不了黛西娅老师,我劝你别指望了,她不是个好婆娘!”
“喂喂,你别‘乱’说黛西娅老师,我可跟你急,我跟你讲!”差点没‘激’得佛凡尼老师要跳起来。
“我又不是她,别问我,自己找去!”
尼克气乎乎地进了机房,不理会他。
机房之中,尼克的学生们早已经等候着他们的老师来上课。上了这么久的课,尼克当初第一次上讲台的紧张感早已‘荡’然无存。现在由尼克教导的班级,计算机课程的成绩就像坐了火箭一样飞速上升。
经常在校成绩榜上的图表上,尼克所教的班级,计算机的成绩都要高出一个头。
自由活动时间,尼克的几个学生,博文特还有皮特等个围到了尼克旁边,和往常一样,和问东问西。就像老朋友一样,没有隔阂。
“尼克老师,最近可好?”
“好个屁,一大早就被人气死了!”尼克一想到早上还是没消气。
“怎么了,谁这么大能耐,可以气死尼克老师,我们不是要去拜访一下,学上几招!”皮特打打哈哈道。
“我问你们啊,如果有一个男人,一直暗恋一个有男朋友的‘女’人,终于有一天,他发现,这个‘女’人真正要失去的时候,那个男人很绝望,这该怎么办?”
“哇,尼克老师,你还真有够烂情的!”这几个学生惊叹道。
“不是我好不好,你们老师纯洁得有够彻底,早不折腾年轻人这些爱来爱去的事了!”
“看尼克老师你这憨样,也知道你整不了这种高难度的复杂情事,你最多不过会上错‘床’而已!”
“别,别扯来扯去的,给我说!”尼克慌张着。
皮特道:“像你这么说来,那个‘女’的,一有点喜欢那个暗恋她的男人,而对她的男朋友,也只出于某种压力而在一起,而那男人可能出于自卑心理,一直在远观而望之!”
“我拷,这你都猜得到,你上辈子是情圣投胎怎么的?”尼克惊道。
“这不容易猜嘛,你想拉,如果那个‘女’的不喜欢他,就不会给他亲近的机会,那么,这个男人也不会绝望,如果那‘女’的不是出于某些压力和她男朋友在一起,也不会对别的男人产生某些感觉,但同时,那‘女’的又是很喜欢现在的男朋友,她男朋友应该也是人很不错!”皮特头头是道的准确分析道。
“非常准确!”尼克十分佩服,然后追问道:“那么,你觉得他该怎么办?”
“以我看来,从现实的角度上分析,此‘女’和男朋友结婚也不是什么坏事,这世上太多爱来爱去的无聊事拉,真正生活安逸才是实在事!”皮特像个专家样‘摸’‘摸’下巴道。
“听起来似乎有点道理!”
“话又说回来,反之,那个男的要想得到爱情,就需要冲破千难万险,过关斩将,才能得到他的爱情!”
“那不是要帮他一把!”
“如果不是你的救命恩人,我看还是算了,这事艰难万阻啊!”
“随手帮一下,力所能为勒呗!”
“啧啧,是我就不会帮乔杰斯老师去整这麻烦事!”
“我拷,原来你们知道是谁!”
“当然知道,我们眼睛又没瞎,难道这一点都看不出来!”
“原来连你们这些小‘毛’头,都一眼看穿了,啧啧!”
尼克盘算着怎么帮乔杰斯老师向凯斯特琳老师坦白自己的内心,他自己屁股没擦干净,倒是管起别人的闲事来了
虽然IT界的震动巨大,却丝毫影响不了一代巨人的昏睡。这日中午的尼克正横七竖八的恋在‘床’上鼾声大作。
不知道什么时候,佛凡尼老师的身影已经出现在尼克的房‘门’外。左右看了一下,他从口袋里‘摸’出一张信用卡,然后对着‘门’缝里‘插’了进去,上上下下地划了划,惊奇的发现‘门’锁已经被尼克塞的小纸片卡得死死的,用这种方法终于开不了了。佛凡尼老师开始另寻图径,谁叫他从来都是有备而来。他又从口袋里‘摸’出一根胶绳和镜子,然后从旁边搬来一些垫脚的东西,从‘门’上面的气窗将打了结的胶绳放下去,看着镜子里反‘射’的图象,用胶绳套住转把,然后扯动了一下,‘门’应声而开。
将作案工具收进口袋之后,佛凡尼大大咧咧的进到尼克的屋子,发现尼克还睡在‘床’上像头死猪样,可能把他卖到南洋,都还赶不上他醒过来的时候。
佛凡尼老师四下望了望,眼见尼克的电脑还开着,便一屁股坐在电脑前。本打算玩些小游戏,却发现的电脑上还有个未关掉的窗口,这是个黑‘色’的聊天室口,艺术效果做得还行,上面的人正聊得欢。
佛凡尼老师哈哈手,然后在键盘上敲打入文字,并且嘴上还叨念着打出来的话:“你,们,还,好,吗?”
而在上面闲晃的大卫暴风等人,以为是尼克上线,也就凑了过来,在电脑屏幕上,显示着这样的聊天记录。
FD:你们还好吗?
暴风:噫?老大,您不是去睡觉了吗?
大卫:是啊,刚才还在喊着要睡大头觉的。
FD:嗯,这个,睡不着,又爬起来了,你们都在干什么呀?
暴风:干什么?不是给您做苦力么,您那里找这么好剥削还无怨无恨的劳工。
大卫:暴风你要虚伪得更亦‘裸’没,你觉得老大会吃你这一套吗?老大是吧!
FD:是,是的吧!
暴风:噫?老大,你怎么很奇怪的样子,难道发烧了?
布吉尔:还是**割长了……
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